PBR is in town! E invited me out to a bar to meet some cowboys and have a few drinks. In a whirlwind of cowboy hats, ostrich cowboy boots, and southern twangs, this New York girl was totally out of her element but having a great time. It was also a night of hilarious pickup lines. The highlights below:Some random 50-year-old from Long Island striking up a conversation and introducing me to his friends as "his future ex-wife." Ew.
A cowboy telling me, "I have to be up at 6AM to ride bulls, but I wouldn't mind getting some practice on you tonight."
Not to be outdone, E's quote of the evening was, "I am so furious I can't even spell furious. How do you spell furious?"
Yee-haw!
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