Great Things About Being Single

1) Choosing whatever pizza toppings you want
2) Your DVR isn't filled up with South Park and Family Guy reruns so there is plenty of room for the important shows, such as Gossip Girls and Project Runway
3) Making out with random cute boys in bars
4) The freedom to wear any clothes that you want
5) Hanging out with all the friends he didn't like whenever you damn well please
6) Staying out all night long and not answering to anyone about your whereabouts
7) Cigarettes
8) Blatantly checking guys out on the street, in cafes, in restaurants, in bars, at work, in stores, in elevators, on the train, with the binoculars from your bedroom window, in cabs, at the doctor's office, and so on and so forth
9) The extra counter space in the bathroom
10) No one reprimands you for your extravagant shoe/handbag/clothing purchases (What? I totally needed those black Chanel ballet flats)
11) Guilt-free flirting
12) The best of all: single girlfriend bonding time