Der!

Last night, out with friends, I met this guy (UES Boy). As the night was coming to an end, our conversation went something like this:

UES Boy: Do you want to go get dinner?

Me: Actually, we had some pizza before, and it's like 10:30 now, so I don't think I'm going to be very hungry for a while. I mean I just had dinner, so I really think I'm ok with food right now.

(Awkward Pause)

UES Boy: I meant...some other time.

Me: Huh?

(Light bulb goes off)

Me: OOOOOOH you're asking me out!

UES Boy: Trying to...

Me: Suuuuuure.

Yes, it was truly one of my better moments.