
2) I went to watch football with my friends at a local bar and while I was standing outside, a random guy walked by and said, "You have amazing hair." Then of course my fabulous friend E yells out to him, "It's even amazing-er in bed." As we giggled about this, he crossed the street and yelled, "DO YOU WANT TO GO TO THE MOVIES RIGHT NOW?" to which I yelled back, "NO I AM AT A BAR WITH MY FRIENDS." I think that's the last I'll see of that guy. Note to self: chop off all my hair tomorrow.
3) My sister texted me to let me know that she was sitting at dinner with my parents rating my ex-boyfriends. I am sure if I had been privy to this conversation, I would've been furious. Sooooo not cool.
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