The Official Dictionary

After some confusion, I have put together a list of definitions and acronyms that I use regularly in my blog vernacular (and daily conversation come to think of it). If you ever have a question about what I mean by something, or want something added, leave it in the comments section and I'll tack it on to the list!

Boston - A city where unattractive man trolls reside

Call an Audible - What happens when you are talking to someone and they express they are not interested in you by working a rejection into the conversation, such as dropping the boyfriend/girlfriend bomb.

Double-Arm Awkward - An intensely awkward feeling or situation, demonstrated physically by flapping both your elbows

Friend Zone - The area that exists when a girl and guy are platonic friends

Good on Paper - How to describe a guy has strong credentials, usually including attractiveness, a high-paying steady job, and good educational background

HJNTIY - He's Just Not That Into You, one of the most important books ever written

The J - J-Date

L-Bomb - When someone says the word "love," usually in an unwelcome manner, such as "He dropped the l-bomb on me last night when he said he loves to go shopping for lingerie with me."

The M - Match.com

OOC - Out of control, usually meant to describe a night of debauchery and blacking out

Operation: Sex Romp Baby - What happens when someone doesn't want to know who her baby daddy is under any circumstances, so she has a massive week of nonstop sex with so many guys that paternity testing would be far too difficult and expensive.

Pulling a Logan Boy - What happens when you go out with someone, have a great time, make plans with him or her, and then said person promptly drops off the face of the earth with no explanation whatsoever

SATC - Sex and the City, every single Manhattan girl's guide to living and dating in New York City. And this refers solely to the show, not the horrendous movie